This Hilarious Video Sums Up The Xbox One Reveal In Under Two Minutes

34 responses to “This Hilarious Video Sums Up The Xbox One Reveal In Under Two Minutes”

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   sabrescene

   May 22, 2013 at 12:50 pm

   Best thing I’ve seen all day

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   1. 

      gus

      May 22, 2013 at 1:56 pm

      Hahaha! Yes, that is a perfect rundown. 🙂

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2. 

   quodd

   May 22, 2013 at 12:54 pm

   That strangely similar to what i posted to a friend:

   “I mean this is it in a nut shell:
   “OH SHIT SON WE DO TV!”
   “LOOK 300,000 SERVERS ON LIVE”
   “DID WE MENTION TV!?”
   “KIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNECT!!!!!!”
   “8×8 HARDWARE BITCHES”
   “TV IN YOUR TVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV AND SKYPE”
   “NOT ALWAYS ONLINE
   (but you need to be on the web once every day)”
   “also games”
   “DOGS IN CALL OF DUTY”
   “TTTTTTTTTTTTTTVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV”
   “

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   braaains

   May 22, 2013 at 12:54 pm

   “XBox is about to become the next water cooler”.

   Gold.

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   1. 

      silverskull_86

      May 22, 2013 at 12:57 pm

      Confirmed for reveal at E3: XBOX One will keep you well hydrated.

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      1. 

         sabrescene

         May 22, 2013 at 1:28 pm

         That might’ve made it slightly interesting

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4. 

   dmag

   May 22, 2013 at 12:55 pm

   Hahahaha. The dog bits

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   1. 

      mic

      May 22, 2013 at 4:52 pm

      Well they’re better than it’s bytes.

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5. 

   Neo Kaiser

   May 22, 2013 at 12:56 pm

   I predict, Microsoft will announce a Call of Duty TV show.

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   1. 

      Ichigo

      May 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm

      It will be called “Call of Duty – Sports Dogs.”

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6. 

   thom

   May 22, 2013 at 1:10 pm

   Seriously. Their entire marketing strategy is “The xbox one can do TV stuff”. I.e. it can do stuff that think you plug your xbox into already does.

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7. 

   justachap

   May 22, 2013 at 1:12 pm

   But i don’t watch tivi

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   1. 

      Shadow Face

      May 23, 2013 at 8:30 pm

      Yeah, Neither do I. This is why I now game on computer. Consoles are just getting more and more like a PC as time goes on.
      If I really wanted to watch TV TV TV TV TV TV then I’d do it on my Laptop.
      I don’t know what to expect next… Consoles with built in monitors? Soon we watch TV on your Xbox with monitor while you watch TV on your TV… Simultaneously…

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8. 

   danmazkin

   May 22, 2013 at 1:15 pm

   callodoodie callodoodie callodoodie callodoodie callodoodie callodoodie callodoodie callodoodie callodoodie DOG callodoodie callodoodie callodoodie

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   1. 

      weresmurf

      May 22, 2013 at 4:09 pm

      I think they were saying Callyourdoggie but I could be wrong…

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9. 

   danmazkin

   May 22, 2013 at 1:15 pm

   Also, did anyone else picture them lying a german shepard down on a big flat bed scanner?

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   1. 

      shiggyninty

      May 22, 2013 at 5:02 pm

      No…BUT I AM NOW!

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   2. 

      ashr

      May 22, 2013 at 5:08 pm

      oh the memories of catscan(dot)com

      those were the good old days

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   3. 

      mic

      May 22, 2013 at 5:25 pm

      First thing I thought of too. But with disastrous results.

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10. 

    john_stalvern

    May 22, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    THE DOG DIES
    In Call of Duty: Ghosts
    probably

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    1. 

       douga

       May 22, 2013 at 10:05 pm

       Nope. The last act reveals it was your dog that killed ghost squad and nuked America.. again.

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       1. 

          john_stalvern

          May 23, 2013 at 12:45 am

          that motherfucker

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11. 

    seegrey

    May 22, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    One day I’ll stop being surprised people still use tv’s to watch tv. I know it happens, but I can’t understand why.

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12. 

    Ringo Spa

    May 22, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    Call of doody… 🙂

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    1. 

       inquisitorsz

       May 22, 2013 at 3:55 pm

       I can’t believe it took me this long to see a post like this

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13. 

    nbollom

    May 22, 2013 at 1:22 pm

    The last part sums it up:
    “XBOX go home”

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14. 

    bathmatt

    May 22, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    Oh man, I can’t stop watching this! The words TV and Call of Duty have lost all meaning for me!

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15. 

    levonjp

    May 22, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    Call of Duty is Fable now?

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16. 

    beejep

    May 22, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    Doodydoodydoodydoody

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17. 

    AnnoNomis

    May 22, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    Haha awesome! Now I don’t have to watch the entire presentation. But then again I was already disappointed about the Xbox One after reading updates about it.

    TV! TV! TV! TV! TV! SPORTS! TV! etc…….

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18. 

    qwed

    May 22, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Mocap dog

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19. 

    footdecoulde

    May 22, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    I don’t have an tv antenna in my room 🙁 spos ill go with ps4

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20. 

    milchek

    May 22, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    So good. I love these kinds of edits.

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21. 

    Lemo

    May 22, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    Forget ‘Duck, Duck, Duck… Goose!’ My kids are going to learn ‘Call of Duty, Call of Duty, Call of Duty… DOG!!’

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22. 

    mdolley

    May 22, 2013 at 8:19 pm

    The sport bit sounded like the Swedish chef from the muppets.

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23. 

    Pencilhead

    May 22, 2013 at 8:41 pm

    I know this is for the “lols” and all, but I’m amused the part where they said something positive actually to do with games (15 exclusive titles, 8 being new IPs) was omitted.
    The hatery is strong today…

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24. 

    jellyarrow

    May 22, 2013 at 11:45 pm

    Kind of just underscores the things that won’t work for Non-US gamers.

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