I’m sure it’s a familiar story. You or your friend gets a Super Nintendo with Street Fighter II. A horde of friends bumrush your house to play. One little bastard figures out Blanka’s electricity move. Then proceeds to dominate everyone before you figure out the Hadouken. Screw that kid. Ever since that day I’ve had a serious problem with Blanka, and this video just helps reinforce everything that is wrong him.
In short, Blanka is a troll. He is also a tool for the trolling of others. He is a monstrous representation of the degradation of humanity. Blanka is the internet. He is you at your worst, he is me. Blanka is the troll in all of us.
Today, we are all Blanka.
Thanks Alan for sending this in!