While you were sleeping, a race of killer space weasels came in and messed up your games collection. Curse those space weasels. Also, other stuff happened. Important stuff. Gaming stuff.
Curse those oily, oily weasels. While you tidy up, you're going to need something to read. I'm on deck this week to help out while Mark's over at E3… which means he gets to look at all the shiny new games, and I get to… hang on.
While I seethe with barely suppressed anger, you can busy yourself reading about Plants Vs Zombies: Garden Warfare, which takes the vegetable themed tower defence genre… into the world of first person shooters? Weird, if it's not just a massive in-joke.
If you've still got a homebrew-enabled Wii, you can enjoy 128 Newer Levels of New Super Mario Bros Wii, at least until Nintendo's lawyers descend. Speaking of lawyers, it turns out you don't always have to get them involved in order to effect changes at games studios where employees are (allegedly) hassled; a little publicity might just do the trick.
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