You'll Never Guess What Game This Steam Sale Conspiracy Is About

If you have an eagle eye, maybe you've noticed certain symbols on the Steam Summer Sale postcards. If you're a conspiracy theorist, you might even think they're teasing something. But what?

This image, posted on Reddit by rawberry1110, makes fun of where I'm sure your mind immediately goes now that we're talking about something a) involving Valve and b) conspiracy theories.

Didya guess correctly? Heh.

Valve's hidden symbols in the Summer Sale Cards - Solved [OC] [rawberry1110]


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    you sound like my uncle who lives in the woods with a shotgun and blames everything on the government...

    Nope and more Nope. Valve are just screwing around with us now knowing that they can put something as obscure as a few symbols and everyone freaks out thinking its some Half Life related ARG. All this is, is probably some massive valve in joke at the expense of gamers who think everything Valve does is an ARG.

    I want a new Half Life as much as any other gamer out there but we need to stop trying to look for things that are simply not there.

      Wtf? Did you even look at the bottom third of the screen?!

        I don't think he got past the headline and first image, heh.

          Speaking of the first image, I can't see that half life pic without remembering Half Life: Full Life Consequences :P

          Last edited 21/07/13 1:03 am

        Reading comprehension: Just reading past the first line would be a massive start.

        Last edited 20/07/13 11:42 am

          Reading's hard, let's go shopping!

    hahahaha omg that was awesome.

    If I have money left over on the last steam sale I'm buying that damn horse training game! it could contain clues to half life 3...

    The date was impressive, the rest was BS.

    I cant be the only person who noticed "weight"....right?

      I figured it was part of another joke I hadn't got yet...

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Worth%20the%20Weight

    Dear Value: Please do what 3Drealms did with DNF - make these half life fanboys wait for 15 years.

    hahaha, gold!

    Am I the only one who noticed that the image says the steam sale goes from 11 to the 22, (10 days) and then you take off the 7 for July you get 3? Well 11 to 22 isn't 10 days. Its 11. So Farcry 4 maybe?

    Probably completely unrelated, but seeing a that "July 22nd" and "3" all over the place couldn't help but remind me of RuneScape 3 being released on July 22nd. Coincidence? Most likely... Or a giant subliminal advertisement :p

    OMFG GUESS WHAT I JUST FIGURED

    ITS 2013

    201....."3"

    3!!!!

    THAT PROVES IT!

    IT PROVES THAT IT IS................................................... THE YEAR 2013!

    OMFG GABE YOU SNEAKY FUCKER, I WOULD OF NEVER GUESSED THAT THE YEAR IS 2013!

    these HL3 conspiracies are more entertaining than the game could ever be :)

    so... its the 25th...
    and suprise suprise... no announcement

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