If you're famous, then you probably have fans. Fans like to send fan letters, but not all fan letters are created equal. Some letters are simply better than others, and this sexual fan letter that Bryan Cranston received, which he reads out-loud on Conan? It's fan-tas-tic.
I'm kind of surprised this letter got to Cranston, actually — I imagine he gets a ton of letters, and surely some of those are kind of sexual in nature? So many people root for Team Walt! Or maybe he's the type of star that reads all his fan letters? Who knows. What's for certain is that I'm glad he happened to get this one...even though it almost sounds like Aaron Paul should have gotten it instead, ha.