Siri who? Looks like Microsoft is working on its own version of Siri, and it’s codenamed “Cortana.” (Via The Verge)
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14 responses to “Microsoft’s Version Of Siri Is Codenamed ‘Cortana’”
Ha!
Also, I used to own a later model of these:
http://www.pixelmatic.com.au/cortina/funcrazy.jpg
I think they should bring back the good ol’ Paperclip assistant :o)
Baha,, that little dude was a champ!
File -> New Document….
D….
PC locks up for 2 minutes, HDD thrashes…..
“You look like you are trying to write a letter, May I help you with that?”
LOL
“CLIPPY, SHUT THE FUCK UP. “
Clippy, stop staring at me! You’re a creep, Clippy!
tl;dr
Wow, they’ve sexed her up a bit over the years.
Well there’s also the better graphics but um… yeah, pretty much 😛
She certainly aged better than Siri has…
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=8241552
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=8241550
Will it refer to you as “chief” and does it start going crazy after 7 years? 😛
I’m afraid I can’t let you call your ex girlfriend while you’re so intoxicated corteks…
“But I’m completely sober!”
“Sure, I bet that’s what you say to all your AIs when you’re drunk and disorderly”
If they use the Cortana voice, I’m fucking sold.
Edit:
“Do the thing, Cortana! DO THE THINGSH.”
“Transientmind, you’re drunk. I’m calling you a cab.”
“DO THE THING! DO IT OR I DLEET… DE LEEE.. DELETE… YOU.”
“*sigh* Fine. ‘Come on Chief, take a girl for a ride.’”
“WOOO! To the warthog baby!”
“Taking control of your electronic key. I’m locking you out.”
“Locking me out WHAT?”
“Locking you out… chief.”
“Damnstraight. Call me a taxshee.. a tack.. a uhm. Ambulance.” *thud*