Microsoft's Version Of Siri Is Codenamed 'Cortana'


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    Ha!

    Also, I used to own a later model of these:

    http://www.pixelmatic.com.au/cortina/funcrazy.jpg

    I think they should bring back the good ol' Paperclip assistant :o)

      Baha,, that little dude was a champ!

        File -> New Document....

        D....
        PC locks up for 2 minutes, HDD thrashes.....

        "You look like you are trying to write a letter, May I help you with that?"

        LOL

    Wow, they've sexed her up a bit over the years.

      Well there's also the better graphics but um... yeah, pretty much :P

      She certainly aged better than Siri has...

      http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=8241552
      http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=8241550

    Will it refer to you as "chief" and does it start going crazy after 7 years? :P

      I'm afraid I can't let you call your ex girlfriend while you're so intoxicated corteks...

        "But I'm completely sober!"
        "Sure, I bet that's what you say to all your AIs when you're drunk and disorderly"

    If they use the Cortana voice, I'm fucking sold.

    Edit:

    "Do the thing, Cortana! DO THE THINGSH."
    "Transientmind, you're drunk. I'm calling you a cab."
    "DO THE THING! DO IT OR I DLEET... DE LEEE.. DELETE... YOU."
    "*sigh* Fine. 'Come on Chief, take a girl for a ride.'"
    "WOOO! To the warthog baby!"
    "Taking control of your electronic key. I'm locking you out."
    "Locking me out WHAT?"
    "Locking you out... chief."
    "Damnstraight. Call me a taxshee.. a tack.. a uhm. Ambulance." *thud*

    Last edited 13/09/13 12:58 pm

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