The Daily HaiTaku

Dr Curlytek is good at this HaiTaku business isn't he. Could he be the crotchdot/batguy of this new game? It's early doors and time will tell, but congrats regardless. Yes Dr Curlytek yesterday's haiku was Silver. Great job man!

Today's Haiku comes from Decoy. Good luck everyone!

Whiskey his best friend Sucked into the beating void Help Mexican friends

This is HaiTaku. We write Haikus about old video games and leave it you to guess what game we're talking about. If you want to submit a Haiku feel free. Send it here!


    Biker Mice from Mars!
    Just realized its my Hitaku (yay!) but i didn't spoil it obviously :P

    Last edited 06/09/13 12:03 pm

    Red Dead Redemption

    EDIT: Actually, nah. John Marston wasn't trying to find his solutions at the bottom of a bottle. Damn you HaiTaku! So many things to consider, it's never what you first think.

    Last edited 06/09/13 12:04 pm

    The first two lines sound like DmC or Devil May Cry

    Commandos 2: Men of Courage

    I want to say Condemned 2 because drinking makes your aim steadier (for reasons), but I can't remember any Mexicans in that game. Just lots and lots of homeless people.

    Conker's Bad Fur Day? He was smashed on some form of alcohol at the start, may have been whiskey.

    Heart of darkness
    Pretty sure your dog (mans best friend) was called whiskey

    Last edited 06/09/13 12:12 pm

      Ah, and apparently the guys he helps out are called Amigos. I think we have a winner!

      Heart of Darkness was one of my fav games when I was younger! Looked so pertty!

      ha that was my reasoning too... there was a puppy in Commandos 2 named Whiskey... the rest... I dunno.

        I was thinking grizzled Max Payne style to begin with until I went oohhhh puppy

    Alcohol abounds,
    Help Mexican comprades
    Totally The Dig.

    The first line reminds me of Return to Zork, but that was rye, not whiskey.

      Think of rye? 'Course ya do.

        Here's to us!

        P.s. my last submission was a scibbletaku that was, believe it or not, Return to Zork :D here's a useless upvote

          Upvote? What am I supposed to do with that? I've been talking a long time... I sense movement. I need a new battery. Can you hear me!? A NEW BATTERY.

            Oh, that reminds me. did you hear the one about the apa... hee hee... a bout the apatite of the boar... hee heee he... in the f.o.rst o. t.e spir...s..........

    Did we hear from Zar as to whether anyone got Wednesday's Haitaku right eventually?

    Wednesdays was Quest For Glory IV: Shadows of Darkness by the way.

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