Perverts Are Making Pokémon X/Y All Salacious

Perverts Are Making Pokémon X/Y All Salacious

Pokémon X/Y are not sexualised games. Yet, some players keep pointing to instances that seem unintentionally so. Damn them!

Both X and Y allow players to interact with their Pocket Monsters by petting them. In Japan, however, this function is one reason why some Twitter users are dubbing the game "eroi" (エロい), or "erotic," because the looks of pleasure on the Poké faces.

Perverts Are Making Pokémon X/Y All Salacious
Perverts Are Making Pokémon X/Y All Salacious
Perverts Are Making Pokémon X/Y All Salacious
Perverts Are Making Pokémon X/Y All Salacious

And then, there's the long time dick monster Pocket Monster Kakuna. Thank a non-static camera angle for making this phallic comparison possible (thanks!).

Perverts Are Making Pokémon X/Y All Salacious

Among other images being posted as "proof" of the game's ero nature.

Perverts Are Making Pokémon X/Y All Salacious

Of course, all of this is totally not serious (relax uptight people!) and will go right over the heads of younger players, leaving older players to act like giggling children.

If you haven't read Kotaku's Pokémon X/Y review, you can check it out here. And if you need advice on which version to get, Kotaku has that covered, too. Just don't perv out when you play the game and grope Pocket Monsters.

【ポケモン】3DS『ポケットモンスターX・Y』がエロすぎると話題にwwwwwwwww [はちま起稿]

Photos: birugoflow, komataich, normaraizer_pz, aquavameto, sadaharu7544, kabiko_dayo_, はちま, 2ch


Comments

    There was a point where a middle aged man was teaching a preteen boy "O-Powers" in a hotel room.

      I knew that would come back to haunt me one day.....

      I noticed the hotel O guy as well. It's scary how he decides to teach you a lesson and then the screen fades to black. Like seriously, wtf is going on there?

      Last edited 15/10/13 4:20 pm

        I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this. Mr Bonding? O Powers? FADE TO BLACK?

        You have a dirty mind, it's just a transition - like in a comic where you see a black panel with text saying "later that day/week/etc"

      O-powers are really STDs you get from "bonding" with him?

    Haha I thought I was the only one who thought Hawlucha had a bit of a 'toe happening

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