This is getting out of control. I want my life back. This new clicking game has two buttons to click, and penalties to avoid. These games just keep coming, soon they'll have 3D graphics and objectives and plots, and we'll have lost our entire civilisation to them.
I'm not going to stop though. I played Clicking Bad and I'd do it again. I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really… I was alive.