I kinda thought this week was going to be a quiet one in terms of big releases, then I was all like, oh that small indie Assassin's Creed IV game made by almost 1000 people is coming out this week. No biggie.
Angry Birds Star Wars (PS3)
What is it? What? How is this actually just coming out on the PS3. Should I care? Nah, I can't think of a single human being who doesn't own this on some platform or other.
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (360/PS3)
What is it? It's the new Assassin's Creed game! Should I care? I'm waiting for this on next gen consoles. It looked so good on PS4 at E3. So good.
Battlefield 4 (PC)
What is it? Crap, I thought this was next week. Apologies for missing it first time round. Should I care? Yes. You should care. It's a big 'un.
Blood of the Werewolf (PC)
What is it? A greenlit 2D slasher of sorts with werewolves. Should I care? A lot of people seem to be pretty stoked on this game. I know very little about it.
Deadly Premonition: The Director's Cut (PC)
What is it? It's that super weird video game with the cult following. Should I care? This game is interesting. It might not be good. But it's interesting.
Football Manager 2014 (PC)
What is it? A management sim about spielen sie fussball. Should I care? These games tend to be pretty great, but they are very, very niche.
Lily Looking Through (PC)
What is it? An absolutely gorgeous looking point and click adventure. Should I care? I only found out about this game's existence a second ago, but I'll set to buy this thing now.
Master Reboot (PC)
What is it? A first person sci-fi horror thing that is also a sort of puzzle thing. Should I care? Looks interesting. It's also coming out on the Vita pretty soon, so I might wait for that version.
Slender: The Arrival (PC)
What is it? The sequel to that Slender game. Should I care? I dunno. I might just wait for all those hilarious 'let's play' videos with their hilarious reactions and whatnot.
Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army 2 (PC)
What is it? Wait, another game with Nazi Zombies? That seems a bit derivative... Should I care? Well, I'll probably skip it. Your mileage may vary.
WWE 2k14 (360/PS3)
What is it? The latest WWE game. Should I care? It's a fans only thing really. Can't imagine buying this if you don't like wrestling.