New Barbie Game Is The Stuff Of Nightmares

17 responses to “New Barbie Game Is The Stuff Of Nightmares”

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   avsky

   November 30, 2013 at 11:53 am

   Such a well-chosen colour palette……….

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      JustAnOpinion

      December 1, 2013 at 10:48 am

      OMG, a Barbie game that uses Pink? Outrageous. Check out http://dreamhouse.barbie.com …

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         avsky

         December 1, 2013 at 9:33 pm

         Not the pink, more the fact everything is so vibrant and over-saturated that it burns the retinas. A terrible palette.

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   dire_wolf

   November 30, 2013 at 11:59 am

   God, Ryan sounds creepy. Does the game end with him burning Barbie’s house down after she goes to prom with Ken instead of him?

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      series6

      November 30, 2013 at 12:38 pm

      corrected: After Ken goes to the prom with Barbie instead of Ryan.

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   ninjaman

   November 30, 2013 at 12:03 pm

   My eyes are burning

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   jth

   November 30, 2013 at 1:40 pm

   If I had a choice between this and having my eyes gauged out with a desert spoon, I’d choose this. But only just.

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      fractripro

      November 30, 2013 at 2:12 pm

      Most people would call a desert spoon either a spade or a shovel.

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         jth

         November 30, 2013 at 2:54 pm

         A pedant? On the internet? Why am I not surprised?

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            fractripro

            November 30, 2013 at 5:06 pm

            Misspelled cliches on the internet? I am both suprised and disturbed by your response. Are you calling me a pedant or pendant? I would assume a pendant because I did not correct you. I am neither. Perhaps I mean nether though…

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               jth

               November 30, 2013 at 5:26 pm

               I’m sorry. How is what I wrote a cliche? Maybe you should check your definitions before you correct other peoples spelling. Also, you’re really annoying.

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               fractripro

               November 30, 2013 at 6:08 pm

               If I had a choice between X and having my eyes gouged (not gauged) out with a dessert spoon is indeed an internet cliche. If you have never seen said cliche before then I suggest removing both the desert and dessert spoons from your eyes. I would remove these in addition to the pole up your…

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   doggie015

   November 30, 2013 at 4:01 pm

   Nerd³ will be doing a vid on this tomorrow

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   jedikilla

   November 30, 2013 at 5:25 pm

   XBox One Exclusive!

   SO… MUCH…HYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   mrwaffle

   November 30, 2013 at 9:12 pm

   So essentially the same design as every RPG ever, then.

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   g_thompson

   December 1, 2013 at 6:07 pm

   What has been seen cannot be UNSEEN!!!

   *wonders if I can claim damages from Luke now… hmmmm*

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   craiganderson

   December 2, 2013 at 7:00 am

   Game of the year- hands down!

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