Look, we're probably all a little too old for this. You probably have the money to buy the thing you want anyway, but let's do this thing! What, dear reader, do you want for Christmas?
I was wandering around Westfield yesterday to grab lunch and was sort of shocked to see that, in the middle of the centre, there was already a bloody Santa Claus taking pics with kids. It's November for goodness sake! [Shakes fist at cloud]
Anyway, it got me wondering what I wanted for Christmas and, since I'm good for games, I could only think of one thing...
A slow cooker.
I've been wanting one of these bad boys for a long time. I want to slow cook some lamb shanks, make some delicious soup and — of course — make some creamy succulent porridge with steel cut oats. I've asked my wife to get me one for Christmas. Here's hoping she delivers!
What do you all want for Christmas?