Off Topic: What Do You Want For Christmas

Look, we’re probably all a little too old for this. You probably have the money to buy the thing you want anyway, but let’s do this thing! What, dear reader, do you want for Christmas?

I was wandering around Westfield yesterday to grab lunch and was sort of shocked to see that, in the middle of the centre, there was already a bloody Santa Claus taking pics with kids. It’s November for goodness sake! [Shakes fist at cloud]

Anyway, it got me wondering what I wanted for Christmas and, since I’m good for games, I could only think of one thing…

A slow cooker.

I’ve been wanting one of these bad boys for a long time. I want to slow cook some lamb shanks, make some delicious soup and — of course — make some creamy succulent porridge with steel cut oats. I’ve asked my wife to get me one for Christmas. Here’s hoping she delivers!

What do you all want for Christmas?


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