The Daily HaiTaku

Congrats to Wagzy for guessing yesterday's haiku, which was Pokemon Snap! Pretty tightly contested with some great guess. Good job HaiTaku buddies, good job.

Okay dokey — let's have a little haiku from me for a change!

What are you saying? I can't understand a word. You are so horny.

Good luck everyone!

This is HaiTaku. We write Haikus about old video games and leave it you to guess what game we're talking about. If you want to submit a Haiku feel free. Send it here!


    is this a haiku or a transcript of one of Mark's recent conversations?

      sounds like the conversations his bubby has been trying to have with him lately!

    Warcaft... 3 wasn't it? If you click on the Orc warriors repeatedly you get a bunch of Orcish sound bites and then "Me so horned, me hurt you long time"

    Doesn't quite fit, but it'll do.

    The only other "Horny" reference I can think of is in Dungoen Keeper, and I'm not sure how that'd fit with the rest.

    Last edited 28/11/13 12:09 pm

    Ico? Because he has horns, not that... You know what I mean...

    Last edited 28/11/13 12:10 pm

    Chrono Trigger? Chrono Cross? Another JRPG with a heroic mime as the main character?


      I think this is it.

      And if it isn't, it SHOULD be! :p Plus points for both meanings of horny being applicable

      Catherine was going to be my guess. The double meaning of the last line applies too

    Think it's Ico, but seeing as that has been guessed I'll try Playboy: The Mansion.

    Banjo Kazooie? A kazooie is like a horn right? Maybe not...

    Vinyl Goddess from Mars
    Simon the Sorcerer

    I think you still have some of mine Mark or should i make more for you

    Last edited 28/11/13 7:34 pm

      Oh man that first one brought back some feels.

    Uhh... Katawa Shoujo? I mean, Shizune can't talk., and there is sex scenes.
    I haven't done the Shizune route myself quite yet, so I can't really be sure.

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