The hip flask. The last refuge of the desperate. A video game red potion brought to life. If you are a fan of boozing in completely inappropriate places you need one of these bad boys stat. The appeal of the hip flash is its subtlety. You want to hide it somewhere, to hide your drinking. This is why, if you're a total alcoholic, you need this hip flask disguised as an old school Game Boy.
Think about it man — no one will ever suspect. Ever. Genius.
You can pick this hip flask up for $20 on Think Geek.