We've already established that Espurr is Pokemon X & Y's most unsettling Pokemon — it's the eyes, the blank, soulless eyes. Oh, but it gets worse.
We're talking "setting people on fire if you don't give Espurr what it wants" worse, as you can see in this funny video by Megasteakman.
And this, folks, is why you always give Espurr the cupcake.
ESPURR, NO!!!! [Megasteakman]