Just look at this slick Giant Isopod iPhone 5s/5 cover. Do it. Look!
Don't you want to pull a Giant Isopod out of your suit pocket? No? What about a Giant Isopod phone cover?
Sure seems like the case offers plenty of cushioning.
And since the back is covered, you can do this if you like.
Priced at 2,940 yen (US$28.50), the Giant Isopod iPhone 5s/5 Silicon Case ships later this month in Japan.
ダイオウグソクムシ シリコンケース [Strapya]