Dammit, Spider-Man. We can’t rely on you at all any more, can we?
On yesterday’s Good Morning America , web slinger Spider-Man failed at something he’s supposed to be amazing at: Catching people who are falling. Like, that’s what he does about a third of the time, and he goes and fails at it live on TV. You should be ashamed, Spider-Man.
OK, now say you’re sorry.
Good. Now make up.
OK, you get a pass. But between this and Gwen Stacy, you’re on thin ice when it comes to blondes.