Here's Why You Should Never Trust Spider-Man

Here's Why You Should Never Trust Spider-Man

Dammit, Spider-Man. We can't rely on you at all any more, can we?

On yesterday's Good Morning America , web slinger Spider-Man failed at something he's supposed to be amazing at: Catching people who are falling. Like, that's what he does about a third of the time, and he goes and fails at it live on TV. You should be ashamed, Spider-Man.

Here's Why You Should Never Trust Spider-Man

OK, now say you're sorry.

Here's Why You Should Never Trust Spider-Man

Good. Now make up.

Here's Why You Should Never Trust Spider-Man

OK, you get a pass. But between this and Gwen Stacy, you're on thin ice when it comes to blondes.

ABC News (via Guyism)


Comments

    Oh man talk about your low blows with the Gwen Stacy comment.

      It was probably intentional foreshadowing something that is very likely to happen in the movie….

        more to do with gwen stacys death in the comics at the hands of the green goblin after the goblin dropped her off a bridge and spidey caught her with his web slingers but she broke her neck to be fair though its never really elobarated if the goblin broke her neck first or if it is the sudden stop from the web is what did it

        Most likely...Hopefully they don't rush it in or anything considering they have at least 3 villains in the one movie.

      real life Pete just shed a tear...

        http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/imagecache/Node_Page/images/1314194533528.jpg

    Electro is "one of the most cinematic villain in all of Spider-Man cannon"?

    Interesting thing to claim

    Last edited 31/12/13 9:10 pm

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