Turducken? Turducken is nothing. Behold Cthulken. Or Craturktopus. Perhaps Turkrakon. Whatever you call this dark combination of turkey, crab legs, bacon and Elder God, it is the one true Last Supper.
Reddit’s doc_birdman, along with numerous unnamed agents of chaos lurking in the shadows, shared this image with the internet over the weekend. It’s been circling the outer fringes of the informationsphere for ages, but now it’s finally food a home, it’s spear-like claws taking root.
Could it be worse? Just wait until you turn it over, and the mouths of a hundred infants cry our from its underside, pink and innocent, yet lined with razor-sharp teeth.
No, I will not do a Snacktaku on this.
Update: The original image was uploaded to Twitter by one Rusty Eulberg. You can read an interview with him about his creation over at Gothamist.
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10 responses to “The Last Thing You’ll Ever Eat”
That’s ok… I never wanted to sleep or eat again anyway.
I don’t know if I should be hungry or horrified.
Anyone else see that and instantly think Half-Life Headcrab? *Shudder*
I thought of the facehugger from Alien for some reason.
Yep, facehugger for sure.
(Could also be The Thing.)
ugh crab, I’m out
“UNLEASH THE KRACKEN!!!!!!”
Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure…
am i the only one who wants to eat it?
why don’t we just call it Turthulu and be done with it..?