If video games have taught us anything its that the only surefire way of surviving an apocalyptic event is by collecting guns, ammos and shooting all the zombies/humans/rabid dogs in the face. Also, stealing food out of broken crates and bins. But what if there was another way.
What if you could buy a cabinet that contained everything you needed to survive an apocalypse: food, water, stoves, first aid kits. Everything your average person needs to stay alive whilst everyone else is losing their head.
This is what Wolfram’s survival cabinet intends to do. For $14,500 it is designed to help you tough out an apocalyptic event or your money back (when it’s totally worthless and no-one uses money any more and everyone in the company is dead).
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8 responses to “Apparently You Need Something More Than A Shotgun To Survive The Apocalypse…”
I fail to see where the $14,500 is in all this plastic camping stuff. That must be one expensive cabinet.
“The more you know the less you need.”
It’s lined with money. There’s always money in the cabinet.
Best show ever!
Where are the bottle caps???
Looking at the pictures every house should have every single one of these items already except maybe the portable grill which btw hasn’t got an gas to use with it lol
If said zombie apocalypse happened would you really care your bowl had some dirt on it?so carrying dawn dish wash seems pointless as well as a dish rake to put said dishes.
Those 6 green bottles in front are butane gas for the grill. Guess they do have gas for it.
On mobile picture too small to read the bottles. Either way for $5 of fuel I can drive to the local supermarket and fill the Ute up with food.
Except they are out of food because everyone bought it because of the zombie apocalypse.
Where is the “Buy Now” link?!