Sure, Nintendo has some really fun -- even family friendly! -- ideas for games. But they would mostly be incredibly dangerous if ever incorporated into the non-virtually rendered world.
Watch as the always too-carefree Ash unintentionally demonstrates the dangers of a world run by Nintendo ideas in Freddie W/HAWP's video above.
Don't try this at home is an understatement.
Oh, and, here's the alternate ending. Which is worth it just for the look on Ash's face: