The Daily HaiTaku

I'm so sorry Quiz_B. You just got Kotaku'd. Gnawnborg managed to guess yesterday's effort in roughly two minutes. Great job everyone!

Today's haitaku comes from me, baby! Go easy on me. I'm an old man.

Just keep on walking The suicide is a myth But I still love this.

Okay dokey! Have at it!

This is HaiTaku. We write haikus about old video games and leave it you to guess what game we're talking about. If you want to submit a Haiku feel free. Send it here!


    The Endless Walking Porridge Adventure?

    That was on the spectrum if I recall correctly and there was a fan rumour that if you tried to turn around at exactly the right moment in the third level, you could get stuck and drown in the slowly advancing tsunami of porridge whereupon an exceptionally shitty attempt at speech synthesis would laugh at you and say "This porridge is too hot!" and then GAME OVER would float by spelled out in sliced banana.

    It would have looked and sounded way better on the C64 but we had better games so it was never ported.

    I got Kotaku'd.
    I can die happy, @gnawnborg

      Haha, don't think I'll ever forget the "Looks like you picked, the wrong party to crash" line. Great game. Would love a HD re-make or even the original on the PS store.

    My answer to this would have to be 'all games ever'.

Join the discussion!

Trending Stories Right Now