The LEGO Blowjob Competition Is Cancelled

The LEGO Blowjob Competition Is Cancelled

Last week, porn star Christy Mack announced a competition for the ages: whoever built her "the coolest LEGO creation" to put in her house won a prize. And that prize was a blowjob.

Note: Yes, the Twitter feed in question has some NSFW stuff on it. It's the Twitter feed of a porn star.

It set hundreds of dudes (and ladies) on Twitter into a spin, some cheating and sending in images they found on Google, others going the extra mile and hand-delivering Mack their creations.

It was a brilliant piece of self-marketing, one Mack addressed in about the most perfect way imaginable.

The LEGO Blowjob Competition Is Cancelled

Sadly, for those hoping to take out top prize, the competition's off.

The LEGO Blowjob Competition Is Cancelled

And just like that you're back to building LEGO for good ol' internet fame.

UPDATE: Never say never.

The LEGO Blowjob Competition Is Cancelled

How a porn star's Lego challenge went viral until lawyers killed it [Daily Dot]


Comments

    Aren't we all whores who like Lego? Lower class whores like mega bloks

    I'll still give people the prize!

      I made this for you

      http://www.halotoynews.com/2012/12/18/2013-halo-4-mega-bloks-cauldron-crash-with-prometheans-figures/

      Last edited 30/01/14 5:18 pm

    Is she still with War Machine? Would a blowjob from her really be worth having a mentally deranged thug come after you?

      Because I'm sure he chases down every man she has sexual relations with.

      He'd prolly sit and have a beer with you while she did it. Business is business.

    WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS LEGO NOW

    Damn… I thought the competition was run by the LEGO company. That's gonna make for one awkward package when it arrives…

      You sent what now?!

        Well…I misunderstood the nuances of the competition. Thought it was something that you were meant to put…somewhere else. Made a 60 inch LEGO phallus.

    Well I hope the winner still got a BJ from her in secret......but you would want that proof :|

    What a shame, she'd give deadly head :(

    Was thinking of running a BJ contest where the lucky winning lady gets a $20 Target voucher to buy Lego of her choice. Roll up... Roll up...

    As soon as she announced the competition, the lawyers were shitting bricks.

    Used the word "legos"
    The plural of lego is lego

    2/10 would not bang.

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