While You Were Sleeping

Morning all! Everyone enjoying their first week back at work? [Fights off jeers] Whoa. Tough crowd. Welcome to While You Were Sleeping. This is the news!

This story completely bamboozles me. Usually adults have a hard time dissuading or stopping their children from playing Grand Theft Auto. This story may be the first recorded case of an adult actually having to force a child to play Grand Theft Auto.

But yeah, seriously, what was this guy thinking?

The Steam Machines are coming. Call me crazy but I think I want one. This looks like one of the coolest so far and it's barely larger than a sandwich.

What else do we have? This Starcraft pro gaming legend is coming out of retirement, this is a first look inside Japan's Dark Souls cafe and this art of Zelda from the future is dazzlingly awesome.

In Short Starcraft Pro Gaming Legend Is Coming Out Of Retirement Man Arrested After Allegedly Forcing Child To Play Grand Theft Auto IV First Look Inside Japan's Dark Souls Cafe Is That A Link To The Future? My Favourite Steam Machine So Far Is Barely Larger Than A Sandwich


    You reminded me that I am back at work. You are the worst human alive.

    While I was sleeping, I got invited to start on the Project Spark Beta. Should be interesting....

    See Below.
    Project Spark Beta Invitation

    Congratulations! You’ve been selected for the Project Spark Beta!

    We’re proud to have you onboard to help shape the future of Project Spark. This invitation gives you early access to Project Spark and exclusive access to our feedback forums.

    Project Spark is an endless adventure where everything is customizable by you! Jump into the open world sandbox where you can create your own games, worlds, movies, stories and more. Then share them with your family, friends, and the world.

    - Play what other players have made and take part in unlimited adventures.
    - Make your own game while you play with the revolutionary Crossroads mode.
    - Bend, shape, and mold your own worlds with sculpting and beautify your creations with painting and Biomes.
    - Master the easy to use brain system to add behaviors to anything and bring your creations to life.

    It’s quick and easy to get started:
    1. Make sure you are running Windows 8.1. If you haven’t updated from Windows 8 to 8.1, you can do so for free via the Windows Store
    2. Download the Project Spark Beta app on the Windows Store here.
    3. Launch the Project Spark Beta App and log in with your Beta Key

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