Behold, Hello Kitty-Branded Martial Arts Armour

Behold, Hello Kitty-Branded Martial Arts Armour

You are looking at kendo armour covered in Hello Kitty. That's right. Kendo armour. Hello Kitty. Go figure.

When you think of kendo, you think of tough people, smacking each other on the head with bamboo sticks. You don't think of Hello Kitty. Not that people practicing kendo would actually wear this -- at least, we hope not!

For four decades now, Hello Kitty has made a career showing up on all sorts of products -- whether that's toasters, toilet paper or that infamous vibrator.

Behold, Hello Kitty-Branded Martial Arts Armour

And, here we are now, looking at Hello Kitty bogu (防具) or "kendo armour". And, yes, people in Japan think this particular choice is rather unusual.

But, it's not surprising, really. There's a joke in Japan that Hello Kitty "works too much" or "will appear on any product". That sounds about right!

The above Hello Kitty kendo gear was photographed by Twitter user Aya at the recent Hello Kitty Expo in Japan. Details on it are scant (no idea if that is actually for sale); however, you can see more forthcoming Hello Kitty branded products that were on display below:

Behold, Hello Kitty-Branded Martial Arts Armour

Non-alcohol cocktails. Flavours include Japanese plum wine, cassis orange and mojito. Alcohol 0.00 per cent, but with that boozy taste you love!

Behold, Hello Kitty-Branded Martial Arts Armour

Beauty masks. Because Hello Kitty is beautiful.

Behold, Hello Kitty-Branded Martial Arts Armour

Air conditioners and air purifiers. Yeah, this isn't freaky. Not at all.

Behold, Hello Kitty-Branded Martial Arts Armour

Kitchen electronics and other home goods. OK, stuff you can see people possibly buying.

Behold, Hello Kitty-Branded Martial Arts Armour

One of several Hello Kitty-themed musical instruments. Hey, that's clever.

Behold, Hello Kitty-Branded Martial Arts Armour

The Very Hungry Hello Kitty. Why? No, why?

Photos: お花見や海のお供にこれな, 女子の味方, それからこんなものも出るんだとか, このエアコン, 家電, ドラムもベースもあったんだ, テニスラケット [@to_Colour_AYA]

私の大好きなはらぺこあおむしとキティちゃんのコラボ商品 [@makori_ta]


Comments

    To be fair, people are buying these products so why not make them?

    Might be nice for a someone who wants to practice kendo but still wants to feel feminine. Or might encourage young girls to take up kendo.

    just the thing to make your next opponent bust his guts laughing before you go all ninja his ass!

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