Game walkthroughs, when viewed as a whole, are incredible useful things. Take them out of context though, and boy there is some weird stuff goin' on.
Game Walkthroughs is a bot that crawls Gamefaqs and just... lifts sections of text. At random. What that leaves us with is a Twitter account that reads like the ramblings of an oracle.
See? Imagine this lady saying any of these and suddenly it's some heavy shit.
I think I might put these inside this year's Christmas crackers...
Game Walkthroughs [Twitter]