1980s nostalgia is easy to exploit for cheap jokes and lazy humour. But an 80s cartoon version of Dark Souls II? I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dark Souls II: Rogue Warrior by YouTube user veselekov envisions a scratchy, VHS vision of what Dark Souls II could have been if it had landed in the wrong century. Sure, it's ground already tread by Blood Dragon and Drive. I don't care; I still want it.
"They took his GIRL. Now he'll take their SOULS"