Olympic Speed Skating Would Be A Lot Better If It Was Like Mario Kart

After two weeks of hearing about sports you've never cared to follow in the past four years, you've probably wondered why the short track skaters don't just... you know... throw a blue shell at the end? And here we can see what would happen if they did.

Sochi 2014 — Speed Skating Double Dash Final [timtimfed on YouTube]


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    That perfectly explains Steven Bradbury's gold medal.

    Blue shell using bastard.

    "After two weeks of hearing about sports you’ve never cared to follow in the past four years"

    *looks at this* .....
    *looks at it again*
    It's because I'm Australian isn't it? WELL I WISH I WAS CANADIAN, I HATE YOU ALL *slams door*

    Seriously, I live for Winter sports. Hell yeah Winter Olympics. I wanted to be in the Moguls when I was a little kid. Still do, except now I know it's impossible because Australia!

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