While You Were Sleeping

I am so, so tired. Who knew that 13 month old babies would be so much work. Word to the wise: children are hard. If you like sleep, don’t have them! Welcome to While You Were Sleeping. This is the news you might have missed.

If you’re a fan of 80s nostalgia, and Mr T and Conan the Barbarian and Rambo, not liking this game is an impossibility. It’s Broforce. They are bros. They’re gonna shoot stuff. It looks very cool in a Metal Slug sorta way.

Angry Birds announced some sort of new thing. It’s like a an Angry Birds thing, but the birds are women. It’s called Stella, which I think is an awesome name. Mainly because I really like A Streetcar Named Desire. The game apparently tackles real issues like inspiration and empowerment.

Oh look it’s Hitman. Only it’s a turn based strategy game. WHAT.

The Halo/Destiny artist does some insane stuff, you probably already knew that, but head here for confirmation.

Finally, just for fun — can you spot the camouflaged snipers in these pictures?

In Short
From Conan To Mr T, 80s Action Stars Are Spilling Blood In Broforce
A Hitman Turn Based Strategy Game
Angry Birds: Stella Tackles Real Issues Like Inspiration, Empowerment
See If You Can Spot The Camouflaged Snipers In These Pictures
Halo/Destiny Artist Sure Knows How To Draw Cool Stuff


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