Ewok 'Sex Den' Is An Urban Legend For The Ages

Ewok "Sex Den" Is An Urban Legend For The Ages

Whether this is true or not, I don't know. All I know is it could be, and that I want it to be, if only so my mental image of this freaky couple is not itself a lie.

The tale, as told on this Reddit post, goes like this. "My friend and neighbour told me he found something strange in the abandoned house next door. I went and what we found was a mess of abandoned housewares, socks, boxes... and two very strange homemade ewok costumes."

Two costumes that appeared to have had the crotches deliberately and delicately cut out.

Ewok "Sex Den" Is An Urban Legend For The Ages

For, you know. Yeah. Yeah.

Remember, folks, there's someone out there for everyone, no matter what you're into.

Ewok Sex Den [Reddit]


    Was there any real need to repost this on Kotaku?
    I feel that the general quality and image of Kotaku went down a notch or two just now

    We all know the Ewoks celebrated after the Empire was defeated on the forest moon of Endor........it was the morning afer we never got to see and perhaps shouldn't have in this case.

    No Wicket No!!...not like this!!

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