Whether this is true or not, I don't know. All I know is it could be, and that I want it to be, if only so my mental image of this freaky couple is not itself a lie.
The tale, as told on this Reddit post, goes like this. "My friend and neighbour told me he found something strange in the abandoned house next door. I went and what we found was a mess of abandoned housewares, socks, boxes... and two very strange homemade ewok costumes."
Two costumes that appeared to have had the crotches deliberately and delicately cut out.
For, you know. Yeah. Yeah.
Remember, folks, there's someone out there for everyone, no matter what you're into.
Ewok Sex Den [Reddit]