Goat Simulator Is Finally Here, And It's Wonderful

Goat Simulator Is Finally Here, And It's Wonderful

Look at those happy people dancing. It's because they love their goat friend. Unfortunately, their goat friend murdered them and blew up everything in their town.

The aim of Goat Simulator is to get points for destroying things by headbutting them. There are achievements for everything from jumping a certain height to an achievement that just says "MICHAEL BAY".

The game is also hilariously broken, but in a good way. From the game's site:

Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don't expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you're better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you'd spend your $US10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

So if you're looking for a polished narrative experience about the life of a goat, this isn't the game for you. But if you've got a pc and you're looking for a game about a goat that can headbutt a gas station into oblivion, then head over to the game's site and pick it up for $US10.


Comments

    Yay! Goat simulator! It may not have much content in it but it's a fun game. Steam workshop is included so user made maps etc will be here soon :)

    Considering the map is probably the smallest in gaming history - It's a hell of a lot of fun. Some great challenges too. Well worth the $10. Back to it.

    This game is the first thing in 7 years that has made me wish I still had a PC.

    OMG! This is actually hella fun! Sure hope they bring out some DLC or expansions for this. It's madness.

    This is what games (except OctoDad) have been missing. Fun. So many games are like work these days.

    I bought this as soon as I realised it was out. There's no greater feeling than going in to a house with a bunch of people, and causing a million points worth of damage as you kick and headbutt everything in sight.

    The treadmill is fun too. If you lick a shelf or object inside the house that can't fit through the door, then jump on the treadmill, sometimes you get an insane amount of air as the object comes clipping through the wall and drags you with it as it launches into the air.

    The rocket mutator is fun too, though I wish it were more controllable.

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