The 7 Banned Moments From South Park: The Stick Of Truth

The 7 Banned Moments From South Park: The Stick Of Truth

Warning: you may not want to watch this for a number of reasons. You don’t want to be offended, or you don’t want South Park: The Stick of Truth to be spoiled for you. That’s totally fine. But if you want to see what was removed from the European/Australian version of the new South Park game, click on…

The Australian Classification Board really has something against anal probes. That’s all I’m going to say.

Also: final warning. This gets pretty dark pretty quickly.



  • I find it hilarious that you can’t play those scenes in Australia, but it’s perfectly fine and legal to showcase them on what’s arguably the biggest gaming website here. 🙂

    Sense our system does not make.

    • Reasonable that they complied with the guidelines. The guidelines themselves are unreasonable for dictating what adults should and shouldn’t be allowed to expose themselves to.

      • In fairness, this was a decision made by ubi for ‘marketing reasons’ rather than mandated by the OFLC, chances are they used the OFLC as a guide since its one of the more draconian systems they’d face but technically its not their fault this time.

        • “Marketing Reasons” is just a catch all speak to basically mean

          – “Your classifcation laws are crappy and we can’t be bothered to fork out money for a re-class if the uncut version is blocked so we edited the game further just to release it there”

          • Most markets PC games aren’t required to have ratings (at least for digital), so that might have factored into it. Strange that AU gets a censored PC version. That just means I would have to pirate it if I ever wanted to play it (which I don’t), or buy from overseas and wait weeks.

  • I’ve got too many games to play now so I’m just going to wait for them to release “South Park: The stick of truth UNCUT” on PS4. You know it’s gonna happen.

  • Now that I have watched it I will go perform such acts on people. But first I will go and run over a lot of people in my car because I just played Grand a Theft Auto.

    What a joke.

  • Can’t stop…. the urges…. must go to local shoping center…… rrrgghhhh…..give…. EVERYONE….. GGRRHHGGGYH…. ANAL PROBES…..

  • That video was from the EU version, I was under the assumption that our version only had the probing censored, or was all shown above censored in our version as well?

  • It’s either R18+ or it’s not. The scenes deleted aren’t even classified R18+ in terms of non-interactive. Double-standard, nanny-state at it again. I don’t care if you say it wasn’t directly the classification board because it was the classification board’s rules that caused Ubi to do this at all. Marketing reasons my anal-probe.

  • Got up to this area in the game last night, good thing I bought the US version. I was free to “accidentally” rectally violate Randy to my hearts content.

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