Rule 34 at work again: YouTube user Protag has written some pretty funny Dark Souls erotic fiction, then recorded a reading of it for the Internet in a variety of pleasing British accents. It's called The Legend of the Twin Humanities.
It includes the phrase "He was balls deep in sorrowful lamentation", and also very creative use of "Aromatic Ooze". Gets a wee bit NSFW after three minutes or so, unsurprisingly.
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