Dragon Ball Z Characters, Ranked

Dragon Ball Z Characters, Ranked

1. Vegeta

2. Majin Buu

3. Bulma

4. Piccolo

5. Trunks

6. Goten

7. Broly

8.Mr. Satan

9. Frieza

10. Gohan

11. Cell, Perfect Form

12. Bubbles the Monkey

13. Master Roshi

14. The Androids

15. Mr. Popo

16. The Ginyu Force

17. King Kai

18. Cargo

19. Chi-Chi

20. Goku

Comments

  • …now I know you’ve gotta be fucking with us.

    That’s literally it? No justification, no link to the video it might have been from, no criteria by which they were ranked, not even a mention of who’s list it actually is? One of the tags is even “Underexplained Lists”, so you know that the author is fully aware that this list has nothing going for it.

    Am I just getting too old? Is this some kind of meta joke that all the cool kids are pulling that just makes my senile old brain confused and angry? Send help. I’m worried I’m turning into my grandfather. =(

        • Woah, that is a pretty hard title to take man. I think Bashcraft has earned his title and continuously proves he is most deserving.

    • /rant
      Kotaku is part of the vilified Gawker Network who are notorious for their flame/lame articles of little substance – as they get paid per click – as such this “writer” chose a popular topic to get their stats up and to justify their position (the report will show the article was clicked often id say).

      Click the author and see the journalistic skills at work. Hold on does sarcasm work here?
      1. place catchy pop title 2. write a few nonsensical words 3. add a gif and a few linked videos that other people have done to pad the article out and make it look like its a fully fledged bit of journalism 4.watch the clicks roll in to justify to management why you get paid.

      Luckily most of the writers on Kotaku post interesting and well thought out juxtapositions on the gaming entertainment industry – some have a great knowledge of lay of the land and excellent composition skill – …. and should write more often (Jung etc).

      Think we know who the others are. /end rant

    • Exactly, what sort of list could justify cargo in it? (Aka the other child namekian when they first meet dende). This actually has me kinda curious.

    • Objectification? Make’s sense when most of the characters are named after objects…

  • Im usually all for defending most of what is posted on this site. This though, holy shitnuts the level of pathetic is over…….. no, no I wont…

  • Even the stupidest top 10 lists on Buzz feed articles have some sort of explanation as to why they ranked them in that order. I usually call out Kotaku when I see content that belongs on Buzz feeds. This isn’t up to that poor standard.

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  • hey patricia you must give a great hand job considering they keep you on at kotaku and have never written a proper article, i reckon you should stick to the kitchen making sandwiches, instead of the crap you put on kotaku aus.

    • Wow, that has to be the dumbest comment I’ve seen on Kotaku and there are some doozies on here. You must be a huge asshole if that is how you talk to people, regardless of their competencies. This article may be shite(and it is) but I have seen and read far better from Patricia so ease up.

  • Kokatu Journalists Ranked

    1. Jason, Toshi, Luke, Mark, etc
    2. Anyone with a brain, or integrity
    3. Oh god nooooo! Patricia Hernandez

  • Promised: Dragon Ball Z Characters, Ranked
    Delivered: Dragon Ball Z Characters, Ranked

    *Why isn’t it explained?*
    *Give me some context so I don’t have to think!*

    I quite like it, actually. I like to think it’s in descending order of dragon ball boche at the recent reunion.

  • God damn, I really gotta read the author of an article be forming clicking it. Patricia how do you manage to only get worse each article you write?

  • I’m usually a defender for Kotaku and Gizmodo when commenters get rowdy about the articles being posted and their quality, but here I’ve got to ask wtf. This isn’t news, it isn’t asking a question, there’s nothing explaining why one is better than the other, its just a poorly thought out list.

    The only thing this list got right is Vegeta is the best.

  • This is clearly trolling. Blog “article” “writing” is the only “profession” where you can get away with trolling the audience that provides your livelihood, because you’re still getting all the clicks and traffic and (angry) comments.

    • Every angry comment without an Adblock gives this author money.

      I laugh a little inside about that.

  • It’s obviously in levels of attractiveness according to Patricia’s preferences, don’t be hating guys. 😛

  • I don’t know what annoys me most: the abuse of “blogalism” which could have been interesting had Patty explained her choices, or the fact she lumped all the androids together. Just pick one, they’re not the same character at all, just they have similar goals.

  • If I wanted to be trolled I’d go to 4chan.
    If I wanted to troll I’d go to 4chan.
    Patricia, go back to 4chan where you can troll people as much as you want.

  • Patricia, based on your list I am not the one for you. Here is my list

    1. Goku
    2. Vegeta
    3. Gohan (up to the end of Cell saga)
    4. Brolly
    5. Pikon
    6. Piccolo
    7. Tien
    8. Perfect Cell
    9. Cooler
    10. Super Android 13
    11. Paragus
    12. Nappa
    13. Bardok
    14. Bulma
    15. Ox King
    16. Chi Chi
    17. Nail
    18. Master Roshi
    19. Goten
    20. Krillin

    Hope your list helps you find Mr. Right. All the best.

  • This isn’t your Tumblr, Patricia. What’s next? Photos of tattoos you might get? Your grocery list? A selfie? Jeezy Petes.

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