With American Chopper having been off the air since 2012 and nothing pressing happening with the World of Warcraft team other than a major expansion pack, now's the perfect time for Blizzard to tap world-famous motorised bicycle designer Paul Teutul Jr for a web-based reality show. It's Azeroth Choppers, you guys.
Two teams. Two choppers. Two fictional fantasy factions ferociously doing things that would fit in this statement much better if they began with the letter F. The winning side gets their bike made available in World of Warcraft. The loser still gets a real custom bike, so that's OK. The only way this could be more exciting is if they pulled the old reality show cliffhanger manoeuvre.
Reality show cliffhanger! What the hell did they say to that guy? Find out next week, on the next episode of Azeroth Choppers.