Off Topic: Who Would Be Your Champion?

Okay, forgive me, because I've been watching too much Game of Thrones, but say you were in a life or death situation and you had to choose someone to fight your battles for you, who would you pick? Which fictional/non-fictional character would you select?

The rules are simple: you can choose anyone. They will have to fight someone else to the death, Game of Thrones-style.

Who do you choose?

Me? I'm going with Conan the Barbarian. The dude is a brutal killing machine, he is used to dealing with weapons and fighting in a cage. I think he would excel at this type of thing.


    I'd pick Dr. Manhattan. coz he's literally unbeatable.

    but he'd just call me insignificant & fly off to Mars, leaving me to die.

    Edit : having had time to think about it.... I'm changing my answer to The Saint of Killers.

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    Q, because the results would be hilarious and unexpected but we'd all learn something about humanity in the process.

    Edit: Link added for clarity

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      Q from James Bond?

        From Star Trek TNG, good point. Although Q from Bond would be awesome as well!

    Guts from Berserk. He'd turn my enemies into soup

      Ohhh nice answer! Guy goes against hordes of demons and still comes out alive. Albeit a little different than when he entered, but still

        yeah the way I see it you'd have to literally dismember all his limbs before he stopped fighting,

    Ragnar Lothbrok! those headbutts.

      Not Ragnar Blackmane? I hear space wolves are pretty good at nothing.

        Nope **possible spoiler for those who haven't seen Vikings Season 2**

    Jackie Chan

    Even if he doesn't win, the fight should at least be entertaining.

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    Xena: warrior princess — cos I like my ladies big and strong!

    Id go kratos the man is a literal killing machine just make sure im not nearby during the duel I expect collateral damage to be high

    When you say Game of Thrones style, do you mean fantasy style with only armour, swords etc?
    If so you couldn't really go past Conan.
    Maybe Inigo Montoya, if the other person had killed his father.

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      "My name is Oberyn Martell, you killed my sister, prepare to die"

    Rama from the Raid movies. Enemies line up to be murdered by him, and not even severing the tendons in his leg can stop him from doing a back flip and kicking you in the face.

    Manny Calavery, because he's technically already dead and has a scythe
    I'm the Grim Reaper, Lardass, and you're my next customer.

      You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun.

    Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star, because any enemy would already be dead.

      Beat me to it. The entire manga is him taking on stronger opponents one v one and to the death, and prevailing.

    Ichiko Sakura from Good Luck Girl, that is all.

    Tony Jones.

    I feel like being a cheap bastard, so Darwin from the X-men comics. Dude can adapt to anything

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