Okay, forgive me, because I’ve been watching too much Game of Thrones, but say you were in a life or death situation and you had to choose someone to fight your battles for you, who would you pick? Which fictional/non-fictional character would you select?
The rules are simple: you can choose anyone. They will have to fight someone else to the death, Game of Thrones-style.
Who do you choose?
Me? I’m going with Conan the Barbarian. The dude is a brutal killing machine, he is used to dealing with weapons and fighting in a cage. I think he would excel at this type of thing.
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75 responses to “Off Topic: Who Would Be Your Champion?”
I’d pick Dr. Manhattan. coz he’s literally unbeatable.but he’d just call me insignificant & fly off to Mars, leaving me to die.Edit : having had time to think about it…. I’m changing my answer to The Saint of Killers.
Q, because the results would be hilarious and unexpected but we’d all learn something about humanity in the process.
Edit: Link added for clarity
Q from James Bond?
From Star Trek TNG, good point. Although Q from Bond would be awesome as well!
Guts from Berserk. He’d turn my enemies into soup
+1
Or Dante
Ohhh nice answer! Guy goes against hordes of demons and still comes out alive. Albeit a little different than when he entered, but still
yeah the way I see it you’d have to literally dismember all his limbs before he stopped fighting,
Ragnar Lothbrok! those headbutts.
Not Ragnar Blackmane? I hear space wolves are pretty good at nothing.
Nope **possible spoiler for those who haven’t seen Vikings Season 2**
Doctor Who.
Have already won.
Gandhi.
Abe Lincoln. Good answer.
HULK SMASH!!!!
Jackie Chan
Even if he doesn’t win, the fight should at least be entertaining.
Thor… it just seems like his kinda thing.
Batman
Russel Crowe. Fightin’ round the world!
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!?!?!1
Jubei from Ninja Scroll.
This was also my first choice. The kick ass-est Ronin in town!
Xena: warrior princess — cos I like my ladies big and strong!
Id go kratos the man is a literal killing machine just make sure im not nearby during the duel I expect collateral damage to be high
When you say Game of Thrones style, do you mean fantasy style with only armour, swords etc?
If so you couldn’t really go past Conan.
Maybe Inigo Montoya, if the other person had killed his father.
“My name is Oberyn Martell, you killed my sister, prepare to die”
Rama from the Raid movies. Enemies line up to be murdered by him, and not even severing the tendons in his leg can stop him from doing a back flip and kicking you in the face.
Manny Calavery, because he’s technically already dead and has a scythe
Death
Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star, because any enemy would already be dead.
Beat me to it. The entire manga is him taking on stronger opponents one v one and to the death, and prevailing.
Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Beer, Stunner, more beer.
Ichiko Sakura from Good Luck Girl, that is all.
Sephiroth from FF-7. Cos big ass katanas rule.
The Bloody Nine
Best answer.
Those who have read First Law know 😉
Tony Jones.
I feel like being a cheap bastard, so Darwin from the X-men comics. Dude can adapt to anything
Except for Kevin Bacon.
Bruce Lee
Because I’m not really down with other people dying for me:
Superman. He won’t kill, and he can’t lose. Endless stalemate.
Son Goku. Defeats gods even when dead.
My hero would be John Mcclane, he really knows how to mess shit up and if worst comes to worst im sure he will think of a fitting way for us to go!
yippee ki yay mother F***er!
John McClane
Godzilla
Kaladin Stormblessed, because nothing is as funny as a guy falling (you read that write, falling) a few hundred metres into the air before coming back down to his death while Kaladin looks angry at being bothered with such a trivial fight.
Riddick!
im with GutSoup – Guts from Berserk
Why no mention of Master Chief yet?!
Predator, cause he skins his enemies just cause he can.
Cliched as it is, I’d go for Sephiroth.
Afro Samurai
God.
they werent asking for fictional people 🙂 ( i do realise they were but the joke was too good to hold back)
Captain Harlock, can’t die, has many hot chicks on his crew and a has a really bad arse pirate themed Space Ship.
Zoro from One Piece
The planet destroying bounty hunter herself samus aran
My Vanguard FemShep from ME3. She had Slam as her bonus power, biotic charge and a big arse heavy shotgun, nothing could survive that combination
Dante or Bayonetta. Both are pretty much unstoppable.
Chuck Norris
Bul Kathos – The Immortal King (Diablo expanded universe)
Marvel’s Deadpool would be my champion.
He’s killed the entire Marvel universe in one series of comics.
ASH! AKA Bruce Campbell
or
Nada – Rowdy Roddy piper in the live…
“I’m here to kick ass and chew gum… and I’m all outta gum!”
Probably Wolverine, because, y’know, it’s Wolverine.
Galactus.
Failing that, Cthulu
Kirby… What?
He-Man!
Guts from Berserk.
Maxwell Smart.
Or Milo Keriggan (boxer played by Sean Micallef on Full Frontal)
You sir have just won this discussion in my opinion
*Shaun
Serious answer: Tomas – Riftwar etc. Saga (would have gone with Pug but dragon riding 7ft tall demigod in gold and white armour seems more champion material)
Less serious answer: Justin Bieber, because if he wins, I win. If he loses, we all win.