Before he let himself go, Marlon Brando was pretty much the pinnacle of American masculinity. Too bad that Halo didn't come out until a few months after the actor already finished his final role in the 2001 thriller The Score, then. Because you know what he could've used 48 years earlier on the set for The Wild One? A Master Chief motorcycle helmet, obviously.
Thankfully, all you bikers-cum-gamers out there can do Brando one better -- soon. The toy and general nerd-swag manufacturer NECA is commemorating Halo's triumphant entrance to the Xbox One generation with the Master Chief Collection by making a custom motorcycle helmet:
The good news? You won't have to rely on cardboard cutouts and lurking outside your local Wal-Mart to snag a spot on one of the kiddie rides to pretend that you're humanity's most powerful cybernetically-enhanced supersoldier anymore. The bad news, however, is that NECA said that the thing is still in a modelling phase and won't be done until 2015.
But look on the bright side: at least that gives you time to finish tricking out your hog to look like one of those awesome Ghost hovercraft-type things, right?