Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Fight With Dildos

Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Fight With Dildos

Seeing as gun control is such a hot-button topic in the US, the most successful arguments (from either side) often have to be the most subtle. And this might be the first time the use of duelling dildos has ever been seen as subtle.

So, yeah, keep your weapons of war locked up and away from prying fingers. Or someone will have an eye out.


The Cheapest NBN 1000 Plans

Looking to bump up your internet connection and save a few bucks? Here are the cheapest plans available.

At Kotaku, we independently select and write about stuff we love and think you'll like too. We have affiliate and advertising partnerships, which means we may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page. BTW – prices are accurate and items in stock at the time of posting.

Comments


15 responses to “Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Fight With Dildos”