World of Warcraft is getting a facelift — and yesterday, Blizzard unveiled the new models for human males. The update was met with a lot of playful snark, as folks dissected the goofier elements of the new models.
You'll notice that most reactions around the web focus on three things: the nipples (see the model on the far right in the image above for reference), the crotch area, and other characters/people that kind of look like the new models.
For reference, here's the other image that people reacted to yesterday:
And here's what the internet has to say:
WoW Human Males: Now with 100% MOAR NIPPLES!!!!
— Scott Leyes (@ScottLeyes) June 26, 2014
WoW human males patch notes: Nipple size is now (1 x 18% of total HP)+4 inches across. Previously (.1 x 1% of total HP)+.4 inches across.
— Danny LeDuc (@french4jonwayne) June 26, 2014
— ➡ (@pissed) June 26, 2014
@Warcraft dat nipple
— Fernando Reis (@ofernandoreis) June 26, 2014
From Blizzard's announcement on Facebook:
Way to nipple shame, guys. :(
Having thought about the new male human model for a while now, I have come to a conclusion. Warlords better add skimpy clothes for males.
— Steve Robinson (@ikralla) June 26, 2014
People care about thigh gaps, apparently!