Answer: this guy.
I mean, in this day and age, I'm not sure I have any legit use for a watch of any kind -- even those fancy ones that connect to your mobile and whatnot -- but a watch that looks like the Goldeneye watch? With the shield and health things on the side?
Bizarrely the only thing that would hold me back from buying this is how cheap it is -- I guess I'd like a James Bond watch to be made of proper good materials. But then again, I'd probably only wear it once or twice before the novelty of it wore off. So maybe something a little cheaper makes more sense.
Anyway, if you want to buy one, head here for more info.