Three and a half years ago, Stevie Kopas bought an uneccesary second copy of BioShock from GameStop as an excuse to talk to the guy behind the counter. This weekend that guy gave her a third copy, but what was inside was much better than a video game.
“Did you see the new game?” asked Kopas’ boyfriend Justin Starnes, handing her a copy of something called BioShock: New Beginnings.
On the back of the case were photos of the happy couple together.
Inside the case she found a controller disgram of her life, covering everyting from working on her post-apocalyptic zombie novel series to a button dedicated to saying “fuck”, which everyone needs.
I like that the Xbox Guide button is still the Xbox Guide button.
And on the back of the instruction booklet, a simple request, phrased in a way that no BioShock fan could resist.
Jusr in case the power of post-hypnotic suggestion fell through, there was also a little pouch inside the case, containing something shiny.
Two real and one fake copy of BioShock later, Stevie Kopas and Justin Starnes arrive at the happiest ending in franchise history, ready to embark on the next chapter of their epic saga.
“On August 15, 2014, Justin Starnes asked me, Stevie Kopas, to be his wife. I am the happiest gal in Rapture.”
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9 responses to “Adorable BioShock Proposal Asks “Would You Kindly Marry Me?””
A WOMAN CHOOSES
A SLAVE OBEYS
Can I marry my slaves?
Sorry but I can’t get over the typo in the first sentence.
Good lord, that’s wonderful. What a perfect proposal. Congrats to the happy couple!
interesting ring design
Well done Sir!
All I had was a bunch of red roses, a bottle of champagne, a ring……and me sweating bullets!
Worked out fine in the end however 🙂
It’s not like she could say no…
nothing invokes suspicion like “would you kindly…”
This is great. I just hope they have a prenuptial agreement to sort out who’s Adam is who’s. I’d hate to see them end up like Brenda and Charlie…
So basically, he forced her to marry him?
So basically, their relationship is last gen?
Lame and sad.
I’m sorry, ma’am, but you have to purchase the “wedding ring” DLC to access the additional content. ^_^
Congrats to them both, I hope it works out happily ever after (and cheers for the article Mike).
But… I just had to add; if I was going to dummy up an X-box case for a proposal, I’d like to hope that I’d change that Mature Rating from ‘blood and gore’ to ‘excessive nudity and gratuitous sex scenes’, but maybe that’s just me.