Adorable BioShock Proposal Asks "Would You Kindly Marry Me?"

Adorable BioShock Proposal Asks

Three and a half years ago, Stevie Kopas bought an uneccesary second copy of BioShock from GameStop as an excuse to talk to the guy behind the counter. This weekend that guy gave her a third copy, but what was inside was much better than a video game.

"Did you see the new game?" asked Kopas' boyfriend Justin Starnes, handing her a copy of something called BioShock: New Beginnings.

Adorable BioShock Proposal Asks

On the back of the case were photos of the happy couple together.

Adorable BioShock Proposal Asks

Inside the case she found a controller disgram of her life, covering everyting from working on her post-apocalyptic zombie novel series to a button dedicated to saying "fuck", which everyone needs.

Adorable BioShock Proposal Asks

I like that the Xbox Guide button is still the Xbox Guide button.

And on the back of the instruction booklet, a simple request, phrased in a way that no BioShock fan could resist.

Adorable BioShock Proposal Asks

Jusr in case the power of post-hypnotic suggestion fell through, there was also a little pouch inside the case, containing something shiny.

Adorable BioShock Proposal Asks

Two real and one fake copy of BioShock later, Stevie Kopas and Justin Starnes arrive at the happiest ending in franchise history, ready to embark on the next chapter of their epic saga.

"On August 15, 2014, Justin Starnes asked me, Stevie Kopas, to be his wife. I am the happiest gal in Rapture."


Comments

    Sorry but I can't get over the typo in the first sentence.
    Three and a half years ago, Stevie Kopas bought an uneccesary second copy of BioShock from GameStop as an excuse to talk to the guy behind the counter.

    Good lord, that's wonderful. What a perfect proposal. Congrats to the happy couple!

    Well done Sir!
    All I had was a bunch of red roses, a bottle of champagne, a ring......and me sweating bullets!
    Worked out fine in the end however :)

      It's not like she could say no...

        nothing invokes suspicion like "would you kindly..."

    This is great. I just hope they have a prenuptial agreement to sort out who's Adam is who's. I'd hate to see them end up like Brenda and Charlie...

    I'm sorry, ma'am, but you have to purchase the "wedding ring" DLC to access the additional content. ^_^

    Congrats to them both, I hope it works out happily ever after (and cheers for the article Mike).

    But... I just had to add; if I was going to dummy up an X-box case for a proposal, I'd like to hope that I'd change that Mature Rating from 'blood and gore' to 'excessive nudity and gratuitous sex scenes', but maybe that's just me.

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