Final Fantasy Blue Ramen Looks Utterly Disgusting

Final Fantasy Blue Ramen Looks Utterly Disgusting

That new Final Fantasy cafe in Tokyo? Oh, it looks wonderful. The blue ramen it's serving? Not so much.

Picture: Dengeki

As pointed out on Radio Kaikan, Dengeki Online (above) and elsewhere, this is called "Sea King Leviathan's Chilled Ocean Noodles." So, yeah, they're blue and they're cold.

Final Fantasy Blue Ramen Looks Utterly Disgusting

Picture: Radio Kaikan

Final Fantasy Blue Ramen Looks Utterly Disgusting

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Who the hell wants to eat food that's blue? I mean, blueberries are purple, so they're ok. There are numerous blue fish, but... the meat isn't blue. As website ColorMatters explains, blue suppresses the appetite, with the rationale being that blue foods are rare.

Final Fantasy Blue Ramen Looks Utterly Disgusting

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"This isn't exactly a colour that makes me hungry," wrote one commenter on 2ch, Japan's largest internet forum. "This is awful," added another.

Final Fantasy Blue Ramen Looks Utterly Disgusting

Picture: Radio Kaikan

I guess this dish might get a pass, because really, it's the broth that is blue. It might be delicious, you know? Chilled noodles are wonderful during the summer.

Final Fantasy Blue Ramen Looks Utterly Disgusting

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Um, no. This is still gross.

So, yeah, don't make blue Final Fantasy ramen! Just make this.

Final Fantasy Blue Ramen Looks Utterly Disgusting

Picture: Radio Kaikan

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