I think I'm done ranting about pre-order bonuses, they're here to stay and there's nothing we can do about it. I can, however, laugh at how incredibly weird the whole situation is becoming. Take these pre-order pants for example — how can anyone get mad at pre-order pants?
I can't say these words without pissing myself laughing. Add to this the fact that said pre-order pants give you extra speed?
Oh man, this is just too good. It's too good. Bravo Ubisoft. Bravo.
EXCLUSIVE PRE-ORDER PANTS.