Titanfall Makes No Sense

Just a guess here: nobody plays Titanfall to experience realism. I mean, it’s a game where you hop into giant mechs to shoot people. Still, it’s kind of funny to break down the many ways in which the game doesn’t make any sense.

Cracked lists at least six reasons why Titanfall’s logic is faulty in this video, including nonsense about the bots, when Titans are sent down to players, how the game is supposedly a resource war, and how nuts some of the mechanics actually are.

My favourite bit though? “A kill is empty unless it causes actual misery to a real human.” Messed up, and yet too true, Cracked. Too true.

6 Reasons ‘Titanfall’ Makes No Sense [Cracked]


  • LoL at most of the vid! That logic vs gameplay mechanics really doesn’t add up sometimes 😛

    “A kill is empty unless it causes actual misery to a real human.”
    Totally disagree with this though, but I’m the sort of person who usually plays single-player cause when I go online I get to die over and over from people who play games competitively constantly. Playing a bit of Titanfall at a mate’s place I enjoyed having some bots in the mix too, cause it meant even if everyone else was 1337 there was still a chance I could enjoy the actual game rather than giving up from dieing every time I see someone (or in the case of Halo online, every time I stepped out into a vaguely open area). Although when I did play Titanfall I managed to get some actual player kills too so it wasn’t quite as bad as being sniped constantly by hidden assailants 😛

  • Sometimes Patricia writes some decent articles, other times she just writes about other articles she’s read on the internet

  • One thing makes perfect sense.

    I kill you….then I win.
    You kill me….then you win.

    In my best afrikan accent

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