Video: If I came away with anything from this spoiler-heavy Honest Game Trailer for the Mass Effect trilogy, it's that I would have probably enjoyed the games more had they been titled "Battletoad and the Space Jesus".
Everyone would really. Who cares about slow elevators when you're playing "Battletoad and the Space Jesus?" Who is going to get bent out of shape when the grand finale of "Battletoad and the Space Jesus" doesn't jive with their idea of how a story should end?
That's it, I'm going to mock-up new DVD inserts.