Tony Abbott just got another video games. Bizarrely I can't stop playing it. How could anyone stop playing a video game that comes with a Clive Palmer boss fight and Joe Hockey power-up?
It's called 'Stop The Boats' and the aim of the game is to stop boats. Every boat stopped results in a slow increase in your approval rating. Let too many boats in and it's all over. You are no longer the suppository of all wisdom.
Seriously this game perfectly hits so-bad-it's-good territory. I've found myself keeping the tab open and returning to it once every 15 minutes. It's got a totally sweet Tony-Teleport mechanic and nothing can match the sight of a slow moving Clive Palmer Titanic heading to shore.
Pauline Hanson is a total nuisance though. She ruined my last game goddammit.