Tony Abbott just got another video games. Bizarrely I can’t stop playing it. How could anyone stop playing a video game that comes with a Clive Palmer boss fight and Joe Hockey power-up?
It’s called ‘Stop The Boats‘ and the aim of the game is to stop boats. Every boat stopped results in a slow increase in your approval rating. Let too many boats in and it’s all over. You are no longer the suppository of all wisdom.
Seriously this game perfectly hits so-bad-it’s-good territory. I’ve found myself keeping the tab open and returning to it once every 15 minutes. It’s got a totally sweet Tony-Teleport mechanic and nothing can match the sight of a slow moving Clive Palmer Titanic heading to shore.
Pauline Hanson is a total nuisance though. She ruined my last game goddammit.
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10 responses to “Help Tony Abbott Stop The Boats, Avoid Clive Palmer And Pauline Hanson”
Hahahaha wow…..
My ‘kotaku is going to help destroy another server’ senses are playing up since they previously destroyed one that hosted a 3d take of snakes
all it needs is some Japanese subs
I lost it when a shoddy recorder version of my heart will go on played for the Palmer titanic haha.
Bahaha, acquired daughters scholarship.
Bloody hockey fades quickly.
May this live long into the future, preserved as historic even…
Wasnt there a game last year where the player was julia gillard and had to avoid detecting the boats?
Still too much Tony Abbott though, this needs a bit of Stop Tony Meow in it. I’d stop the boats for cute kittens.
Is there anything the SMB Overworld theme can’t do?
The only thing I’d like to help Tony Abbott with is to fall off a very high cliff.