A Game Where You're A...Slice Of Bread. Because Sure, Why Not.

A Game Where You're A...Slice Of Bread. Because Sure, Why Not.

Bossa Studios, they of Surgeon Simulator fame, are working on another game with a hilarious/frustrating control scheme. Only this time, instead of controlling a surgeon's wonky hands, you're controlling a slice of bread. Yup.

Sounds...boring, like one of those stupid joke "simulator" games, but one look at this trailer - and the "control each corner independently " control scheme - and suddenly you get the idea.

Also, here's the official description:

The beautiful story of one slice of bread's epic and emotional journey as it embarks upon a quest to become toasted.

While all that flopping could get boring, I like the idea of adding condiments to change your abilities. Between that and the various physics challenges present in the house/apartment, this looks like it might actually have some depth beyond just laughing for a few minutes at the bread-walking.


    I hope this game becomes a smashing success, so some EA CEO out there rips his hair out screaming "WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT??"

      Cob of Duty: Toasts
      Sim Sandwich
      Dragon Rye: Origins
      Middle Earth: Sourdough of Mordor
      Batman: Arkham Artisan

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        Star Wars: The Old Roti
        Muffin Effect
        Need for Spelt
        Mirror's Empanada

        Last edited 20/10/14 4:49 pm

          Pumpérnickel Blue/Red
          Tortillia Annihilation
          Bagelfield 4
          Filone 2014

            The Lavash of Us
            The Walking Dough
            Scone of Decay: Loafline
            And finally... BATTLETORTILLAS

            Warcrust 3: The Frozen Loaf
            Croissant Strike: GO

            Team Fortress 2

            Fallout: Naan Vegas
            World of Wafflecraft
            Assassin's Crouton

              Best. Comment Thread. Ever.

                *Best. Comment Bread. Ever.

                  I Have No Bread And I Must Scream
                  Slender: The Breadening
                  Octobread: Dadliest Toast

                I've never handed out so many upvotes in a single comment thread (bread!)

                The breadth of game/bread puns covered here is amazing!

                  Once pun makers are on a roll...

      Bread Dead Redemption

        I was just about to post "I can't believe no one's done Bread Dead Redemption" haha.

    I hope the game isn't stale..... ha.... ha..... ha......

    Last edited 20/10/14 6:19 pm

    My sincere thanks to all & sundry so far for making me completely crack up :-) !!! You also have inspired me to make my own (am betraying my age here with this) little contribution (Apple IIC days); Loafrunner.

    For some reason I can't help but think that maybe the bread isn't shaking the table...

    This game looks like the best thing since sliced br-........



      I've got to say, my dad's been buying unsliced bread for the past few weeks because he believes it's ''fresher" because you cut it yourself. You don't truly understand that idiom until you've had to cut your own slices of bread for weeks. It's painful.

    After all the bread hype in TF2 several months back, my body is bready for this game.

    In high school, I made one of those games where you've got to bounce something, keeping it off the ground. You played as a toaster, and bounced bread around. If you kept it up long enough, it turned into toast.

    Also, there was a secret mode that changed the toaster into a trampoline, and the bread into a dancing monkey.

    I thought that this was a roll playing game...

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