Bossa Studios, they of Surgeon Simulator fame, are working on another game with a hilarious/frustrating control scheme. Only this time, instead of controlling a surgeon’s wonky hands, you’re controlling a slice of bread. Yup.
Sounds…boring, like one of those stupid joke “simulator” games, but one look at this trailer – and the “control each corner independently ” control scheme – and suddenly you get the idea.
Also, here’s the official description:
The beautiful story of one slice of bread’s epic and emotional journey as it embarks upon a quest to become toasted.
While all that flopping could get boring, I like the idea of adding condiments to change your abilities. Between that and the various physics challenges present in the house/apartment, this looks like it might actually have some depth beyond just laughing for a few minutes at the bread-walking.
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24 responses to “A Game Where You’re A…Slice Of Bread. Because Sure, Why Not.”
I hope this game becomes a smashing success, so some EA CEO out there rips his hair out screaming “WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT??”
Cob of Duty: Toasts
Sim Sandwich
Dragon Rye: Origins
Middle Earth: Sourdough of Mordor
Batman: Arkham Artisan
Star Wars: The Old Roti
Muffin Effect
Need for Spelt
Mirror’s Empanada
Pumpérnickel Blue/Red
Tortillia Annihilation
Bagelfield 4
Filone 2014
The Lavash of Us
The Walking Dough
Scone of Decay: Loafline
And finally… BATTLETORTILLAS
Warcrust 3: The Frozen Loaf
Croissant Strike: GO
Team Fortress 2
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Bread
Fallout: Naan Vegas
World of Wafflecraft
Assassin’s Crouton
Best. Comment Thread. Ever.
*Best. Comment Bread. Ever.
I Have No Bread And I Must Scream
Slender: The Breadening
Octobread: Dadliest Toast
I’ve never handed out so many upvotes in a single comment thread (bread!)
The breadth of game/bread puns covered here is amazing!
Once pun makers are on a roll…
Bread Steel
Takedown: Bread Sabre
Loafia
Bread Dead Redemption
I was just about to post “I can’t believe no one’s done Bread Dead Redemption” haha.
Looks like they’ve been left with crumbs….
I hope the game isn’t stale….. ha…. ha….. ha……
My sincere thanks to all & sundry so far for making me completely crack up 🙂 !!! You also have inspired me to make my own (am betraying my age here with this) little contribution (Apple IIC days); Loafrunner.
For some reason I can’t help but think that maybe the bread isn’t shaking the table…
This game looks like the best thing since sliced br-……..
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I’ve got to say, my dad’s been buying unsliced bread for the past few weeks because he believes it’s ”fresher” because you cut it yourself. You don’t truly understand that idiom until you’ve had to cut your own slices of bread for weeks. It’s painful.
use a band saw
After all the bread hype in TF2 several months back, my body is bready for this game.
In high school, I made one of those games where you’ve got to bounce something, keeping it off the ground. You played as a toaster, and bounced bread around. If you kept it up long enough, it turned into toast.
Also, there was a secret mode that changed the toaster into a trampoline, and the bread into a dancing monkey.
I thought that this was a roll playing game…