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Story time! I went to an all-girls’ school. My friends and I had that special bond of closeness that apparently comes with synced-up periods and measuring the length of each other’s winter leg hair.
This, obviously, led to a brief era of trying to catch one of the others unawares with the most impressive, most unexpected spank possible. We’re talking sneaking up behind each other in the hallway and laying one down that made the earth shake. If I couldn’t read your palm from the imprint, you weren’t doing a good enough job.
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Wow that's a lot of want
Yeah I miss Castlevania too.
*drool*
It looks like one of those highly detailed cakes.
I want a proper, non metroidvania gothic, whipping NES-styled Castlevanina V. Please???
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