I Bet Brock Lesnar Could Beat Up Goku

I Bet Brock Lesnar Could Beat Up Goku
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I doubt the greatest fighters in modern martial arts will square off against Street Fighter or Dragon Ball Z characters anytime soon, largely because of rights issues. Also some of the fighters in this equation are, you know, fictional. But oh what a fight card it would be.

I recently stumbled across the artwork of Bryan Lee, a concept artist and professor at Otis College of Arts and Design in Los Angeles. Among many other works of inspired geekery, he’s created gorgeous, humorous images of characters from Street Fighter, Dragon Ball Z and premier mixed martial arts organisation The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) squaring off against each other. These are less expressions of fictional fisticuffs and more sly personality pieces. The pairings are great. I wish these fights could happen in real life.

For example:

Brock Lesnar vs Zangief

Conveniently, Lee recently did an interview with Vice’s Fightland site, and he elaborated on this pick. “The fight I’d like to see is between Brock Lesnar and Zangief,” he said. “It’d be awesome to see these two giants in the Octagon. I don’t know who’d have the upper hand, but I know there’d be massive damage in the scene. We’d have Brock’s F5 manoeuvre — which characterised him in the WWE and looks truly painful — against Zangief’s 360 blender move.”

Here are some more nice ones:

Adon vs Wanderlei Silva

Lyoto Machida vs Ryu

For reference, Lyoto Machida’s nickname is “The Dragon.” Ryu, meanwhile, can mean “dragon” in Japanese. Clever. They’re also both karate stylists, with Machida being one of the few fighters to successfully adapt the ancient art to high level MMA. He cannot, however, produce fireballs from his palms. Not yet, anyway.

Dan Henderson vs Dan Hibiki

Heh, Dan vs Dan. Street Fighter‘s is all talk and some pretty, er, comedic action will the UFC’s is all action and no talk. There’s also some solid cameos all throughout these images. I spotted Sylvester Stallone, Don Frye, Sagat, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Fighters don’t always fight, though. Sometimes they punch cars they sit down for a friendly meal. Here, Dragon Ball Z characters get in on the (non) action too:

Corn! Why not?

So that’s fun. Who wins these fights? Also, are there any more real life vs fantasy matches you’ve pondered? Has anyone attempted to make any of these in EA Sports UFC? Discuss away.


    • Goku would smash Lesnar…Sagats face looking at silva all ‘his kickboxing would rape your face’

    • But Goku wouldn’t even need to go Super Saiyan, heck which era of Goku there was a point in the series where he could so Super Saiyan in a split second. I know Dragonball Z had episodes of the anime where they screamed for months powering up. But in Dragonball the fight was finished before the Magazine issue ended.

      As a child Goku could shoot beams of energy that vaporised mountains. He could move so fast by the time he fought his first tournament he appeared to be in three places at once and was actually in a fourth. This was after witnessing Jackie Chun’s (Master Roshi in disguise) Double Shadow technique once.

  • Lesner vs. Goku is a one sided fight, Lesner Vs. Hercule would be a much more fair / entertaining fight

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