I Bet Kanye West Uses Yoshi In Smash Bros, And Other Guesses

I Bet Kanye West Uses Yoshi In Smash Bros, And Other Guesses
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Whenever I talk to a Smash Bros. player, the first question that inevitably comes up is “who do you main?” The characters you pick and play the most, after all, reflect you and your playstyle. More than that, mains say something about your personality.

People who play Captain Falcon, for example, are sort of doofy in my head. Players who main Duck Hunt Dog, meanwhile, are kind of trolls. Players who like Mario are traditionalists. Players who like Little Mac miiiight be arseholes, but only because that character has a stigma and everyone is salty about him.

I’ve been thinking about this a lot, and it’s inevitably led me to start associating certain characters with celebrities — I can’t help but wonder, who would so and so main? Some associations have logic to them. Some of them just make sense in my gut. Some of them are ridiculous. I thought it would be fun to share, so here are my Totally True And Verified article about what characters celebrities main in Super Smash Bros.

There is only one rule: they can’t main Mii characters, because a lot of them would simply play as themselves. That’s no fun — and the entire point of this silly exercise is to have fun. And as a final note, we won’t hit every character, but you are welcome to submit your own guesses and pairings in the comments.

Without further ado:

Drake

Nicki Minaj

Ariana Grande

Beyonce

Leonardo Dicaprio

Jennifer Lawrence

James Franco

Zac Efron

Kanye West

Taylor Swift

Adam Levine

Oprah

Justin Bieber

Sigourney Weaver

Louis CK

Angelina Jolie

Rob Pattinson

Lorde

Kim Kardashian

Amy Pohler

Aubrey Plaza

Miley Cyrus

Jon Hamm

Donald Glover

Obama

Gwyneth Paltrow

Lena Dunham

Eminem

Robert Downey Jr

Rihanna

Chris Pratt

Chris Hemsworth

Selena Gomez

Britney Spears

George Clooney

Zoe Saldana

Seth Rogen

Ryan Gosling

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Weeknd

Jaden Smith

Agree? Totally off the mark? Got your own pairings? Let us know in the comments.

Comments

  • Oprah wouldn’t play smash. But some of your choices do reflect who I think would main certain characters. I would love to see actual choices from stars though.

  • I always make assumptions about people based on character choice when playing online too!

    I play as a whole load of different characters (but my most-played is probably Captain Fabulous), but when I see someone online playing as Lucario or Marth, I instantly label them as someone who takes themselves too seriously (especially how all lucarios just roll about charging their energy balls -_-).

    However, as soon as I see another Falcon or a King Dedede etc. I breathe a sigh of relief as I find someone who also plays the game just to have a laugh.

  • This article had the slim potential to be fun, but there is no context. Perhaps he reads poorly from a NON-US market, but this is another Kotaku Smash article that arbitrarily lists Smash characters without giving any context on how the author choose them.

    Poor form.

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