So someone just tweeted the above image to me. I can't be sure, but I think I've just gotten my very own JB Hi-Fi review. I've finally made it!
Okay, let's review the evidence. My name is Mark Serrels -- that counts for the initials. I'm Scottish obviously. I'm 33 years old -- I don't know if that counts as middle-aged, but let's roll with it! I also gave Luigi's Mansion 2 my game of the year in 2013, and I didn't stop tweeting/writing about the game for a solid three month period.
That's it. That's the smoking gun. I have a JB Hi-FI review. This is the greatest day of my life. I can die happy.